Burd-Theist...

Burd was shocked-SHOCKED-when upon arriving for his weekly meeting at the Station, he discovered that some radicals left his favorite book, The Golden Compass, burning on the stoop!

He and his fellow atheist friends - George Carlin; author of said book, Philip Pullman and Tomas Jefferson- totally put out the fire and went to the nearby Cineplex to see the movie....reading takes too long anyway...(though Tom J not technically an atheist...he did stand for Freedom of Speech - oh, and Separation of Church and State...so he's totally in the club)