Friday, November 30, 2007

Burdz in Brooklyn...

Whadda you lookin' at? Burd's hangin' on the stoop of his Brooklyn pad today with Franklin Frankel-the MIA Parrot, Paulie the Sailor Burd and his Favorite Blogger of All Time.... Upper Beast Side...(aka Michelle Collins).
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Nobody messes with Burd and his gang...they're hardcore!
(and seriously, check out Upper Beast Side and Franklin here - http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/11/29/in-odder-news-hey-im-squawkin-ovah-here/
Dooo eet!)

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Aluminum Desk Condom...

When Burd got into work yesterday, he found out his computer developed a virus!!! Oh noes! He decided he better protect his office and himself! A lots happened since you died, Burd! You don't need to cover your office in aluminum foil anymore! Yea!
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Oh, Mr. Pop Up Ad? Burd thanks you, but he doesn't need any Penis Enlargement stuff....uh, thanks though!

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Migrainz....

Turn off the lights!! Poor Dead Burd! He's laid up today with a migraine!
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Good thing ZuZu's there to keep him supplied with Excedrin Migraine! Be careful you don't OD on that stuff, Burd! Although, what's the worse that could happen???

Monday, November 26, 2007

Surreal Burd...

Burd had the craziest holiday weekend! Here's a snapshot of him just chillin' with his friend Salvador...
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That wacky guy! Zuzu jumped in on the action too! (Literally)

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Gobble Gobble...

What...you didn't think they'd eat Turkey, did you?!? Gross! That'd be like cannibalism!
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Burd is thankful for his great freinds...Zuzu (of course), Mr. Gobbles, Mr. Gizzards, and Miss Giblets! Oh, and as he bows his head in prayer, he thanks the gods for the other other white meat....cabbage patch kid! (relax - it's organic...and free range, too!)

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Downward Burd...

Burd loves nothing more then Zenning out in Yoga class! Hey, just because you're dead, doesn't mean you should neglect your Chi (or your figure for that matter!)....
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Namaste, Burd...Namaste!

Burd-Listed...

Here's our hero slaving away for "The Man"... He's such a hard worker!
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Watch out Burd! I think I hear the boss coming! Better hide that gossip website!

I See Dead Peeps...

Here's our hero on a T.A.P.S. investigation! Burd decided if you can't beat em, ghost hunt em!
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Check your EMF detector, Burd! There are Orbs everywhere!!! AAAGHH! Scary Ghosts!

Monday, November 19, 2007

Wizard Shenanigans....

So seeing as how the Wizard of Oz was no help, Burd decided to see if Hogwart's Headmaster could help...
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Don't get excited, Burd! I have a feeling even Dumbledore can't bring you back to life! (And don't even bother asking that dude behind him...That's just Dumbledore's boyfriend! He's not even a real Wizzard-he just likes dressing up!)

Some Wizard!

Great...So even though the Tin Man gets a heart, the stupid Lion some courage, a brain for the empty headed Scarecrow....
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The Wizard told Burd that there's no way he can bring him back to life....SHUT-Ever! Burdz gonna go find another Wizard...But he's keeping the Ruby Slippers...

Friday, November 16, 2007

D.U.D. ...

Oh Burd....
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Our little Burd has become the latest Celebutard to fall prey to a DU-...this time it's a D.U.D.- Driving Under Deadness...Silly Burd! You're famous now! You can totally afford a driver!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Foxy Lady...

Even though she's a TOTAL Fox, Burd had a sinking suspicion that getting married was a bad, bad idea...
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Even if Elvis DID perform the ceremony...

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

It's Burd, BITCH!

Where our hero makes a comeback....
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We'd like to blame his lame ass dance moves and lack of energy on the fact that he's dead, but we really just think he's lazy and had one too many Frappuccinos ....we're just sayin'....

The Eternal Struggle...

Today Captain Burd must defend his ship from marauding Ninjas.....
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You can try Ninjas, but we all know Pirates are far superior!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Tastes a little "gamey"...

Did you know Burd was so athletic? He's been playing with the LA Kings for AGES! He's thisclose to the Great One, too! Total BFF's!
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Anyhoo, here's Burd...smoking the Ducks tonight in Anaheim! Heh heh...smoked Duck...YUM!
Watch out for that Zamboni, Burd!

The Happiest Burd on Earth...

Yea!!! Burd and his friends played hookey today and went to Disneyland!!!
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Uh oh! Be careful Zuzu! You don't want to end up dead like Burd! And Goose... Permanecer sentados por favor!!!!

Monday, November 12, 2007

That Lovin' Feelin'...

A cocky and arrogant pilot, Burd always has his wingman's back....
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Here we see him and Goose discussing the time they were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28...
Happy Veteran's Day!

Friday, November 9, 2007

Free Tibet...

Our hero journeys far and wide in the hopes of promoting peace in the world...Today we find him with a Legend.....
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Hey, Burd! I didn't know you were a Monk! Fabulous!

An Ounce of Prevention...

Burd went in for his Avian Flu Shot today! Good Burd! And don't worry about the needle, silly! You won't feel a thing! Especially since you're dead!
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Though lacking a bedside manner, Burd's doctor has excellent taste in nursing staff...

Thursday, November 8, 2007

The Spins...

Here's our Burd...back from a night on the town! Poor Burdz head is spinning though...Too much champagne, Burd!?!?
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And who's this?!? Why, our Burd has made a friend! This is his cat friend, Zuzu, who's not dead by the way...And Burd doesn't have to worry about Zuzu eating him alive, because he's already dead! Though she could eat him dead, but Zuzu's a vegetarian...

Wingman...

Today finds our (dead-yes, but sexy) hero with his new wingman, Mystery! These douchebags will romance their way into their "target's" heart by "escalating Kino" and knowing when to "bounce"...
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I think it's time you go Solo, Burd....

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Burdz Defying Gravity...

Our little Burd has made his Broadway debut!
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"So if you care to find me...Look to the western sky...." Bravo Burd, Bravo!

Air Grylls...

Today we find our (dead) hero with another hero!
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Burd got to have a "sky picnic" with our favorite adventurer/hottie, Bear Grylls! Damn!
Lucky Burd!

Fire Dance With Me...

Today we find Burd at his favorite festival....
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Burd's a total Burner! He's been practicing his fire dancing for months! Be careful Burd! Fire's dangerous! You don't want to get hurt or killed, do you??? Oh wait.....

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Jazz Burd...

Ever a fan of the Golden Age of Jazz, we find our hero whistling a little ditty...
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Hello my honey, hello my darling...hello my ragtime gaaaal!

Due South...

It's true...even the Dead ones fly South for the winter!
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Silly Burd! Hope you have sunscreen!

Gay Par-ee...

So here we find our (dead) hero in Paris...watch out for those Mimes, Burd!
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Disco Dust Burd...

It's kinda like "Where's Waldo"...but with a dead bird....
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Tonite at the Roxy...DEAD BURDZ!!!

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On Lead Guitar we have Dead Burd....Drums played by Richie Onori and on Guitar, Stuart Smith-Both of Heaven & Earth...
DEAD BURDZ RULE!