BurdCrushing...

Not only did Burd compete in the 100m deadButterfly AND get Silver...

He got to snuggle up to this hottie!
Beijing '08 Bitches!

June 17th, Baby!

Whew...It's been a while...but Burdz been BUSY! He finally became a wedding planner! And just in time too! His BFF Ellen totally hired him to plan her wedding to her girlfriend!

Burdz totally the best gay wedding planner ever! (I mean, he plans gay weddings...he's not gay...)

Spring Fling...

Burd got asked to the Spring Fling Dance...this chick named Andy asked him out! He was like totally stoked! All his friends were there to see him get crowned Spring Fling King...(though he thinks they cheaped out on the crown...whatever)

Oh...Zuzu went with her friend Duckie and got Spring Fling Queen! Sweet!

St. Burdz Day!

Bring on the Green Beer! (Though it's Green O'Douls for Zuzu!)

Those two better watch out! That creepy Leprechaun is freaking me out!
SLAINTE!

Bring on the Bodice Ripper!

Ahhhhh! Now that Burdz back from the Amazon, there's nothing he likes better than catching up on all the trashy romance novels he missed out on!

He loves how Zuzu and Kurt (the kangaroo) can just chillax while he reads! Watch out for sparks Kurt!

Save the ReRe Tigers!

He's Back Betches! ....
Our hero's been deep in the Jungle, fighting with the White Tigers...(aka The ReRe Tigers)....
He enlisted this dude named Rambo (?) and his pal Gordon the Gopher to help them win the fight!

Seriously guys...help the White Tigers!
For more info, check out: http://tippedearclan.wordpress.com/2007/01/10/meet-the-real-captive-bred-white-tiger/

Burd Warz...

Did you hear a satellite had to be shot out of the sky the other day, before hurtling into the Earth causing mayhem and destruction of Armageddon Proportions???

Well, Burd and Zuzu heard about it and formed a Galactic Alliance with this yahoo....together, the 3 of them saved the Earth...(or at least saved the gov't the embarrassment of having one of our satellites fall into the "wrong hands")

Oh Noes, Noes, Noes....

Burd got a gig at the E! channel doing red carpet interviews at the Grammys!

Even though she cleaned house that night, Burd was thinking that she didn't have to LOOK like she was actually cleaning houses....he's just sayin.....

Don't look at Burd!

While he's genuinely elated, Burd is not responsible for the position Zuzu finds herself in!

We suspect Goose is the babydaddy!
Zuzu said, "Burd don't preach! I'm keeping my baby!"

Democratz...

So yesterday was Super Mega Tuesday, and this little California Democrat made it to his polling place...only thing was he was so confused!

He loves them both! I guess we'll never know who our hero voted for...the main thing is that he voted Democrat!!! Smart Burd!!! (and I didn't know dead things could still vote! Sweet!)

Burdz 5150...

What people don't give Burd credit for, is that he's the ultimate trend setter! He was locked up in his padded cell ages ago! Now everyone in Hollywood is doing it! Whatever!

I guess imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery!

The New Chosen One...

Did you hear!?!? Brad and Angelina totally adopted again! And it's a BURD!!!

Burdz so happy to have his new family! The coolest parents and so many brothers and sisters! His official new name is Burd Burdley Jolie Pitt.... What a lucky Burd!!!!

Hollyweird...

A Burdz gotta make a living, you know? Even if he IS dead!

Burd and his "crew" are hard at work on Hollywood Blvd. Not doing THAT...sheesh! Dirty Minds! Better hurry up guys, it's getting pretty stormy out there!

More Chips Plzkthx...

Burd had a date with one of his new Myspace friends....And while totally HAWT, Burd has to wonder what that strange garment in her chesticle area is....Whatever, another margarita PLZ!

Oh, Foxy and Zuzu are TOTALLY JEALOUS! Burd, you're SUCH a player!

High Bidding Burd...

Burd has a secret addiction....It's no laughing matter....He's addicted to Ebay....He can't help it! He HAS to be the high bidder! Today he was bidding on an awesome antique beer stein and the auction was ending right when he was getting his hair did!!! OH NO! He had to bid using his iPhone! He totally lost that stein....poor Burd....better check "Items I'm Watching" and see what's next...

Oh, and to top it off...that barber totally nicked him and now he has a bald spot! Great, Burd...Great.

Let's Go Outback Tonite...

Burdz hanging with some Thunder from Down Under today! His pal Kurt, the kangaroo, loves vibing to the tribal rhythms of Burdz didgeridoo-ing...

Watch out for that Dingo, Zuzu!!! I heard he ate someones baby!!

Willem Dafoe, is that you...?

Burd was just wrapping up his American Idol Audition (he totally nailed it), when this chick ran on stage!

If Burd could legally moon ya, he WOULD!

I Can Has Dream?...

Today finds our little hero marching along with one of HIS heroes....

Yes Burd, you too can has dream!

The Perfect Move...

Because he was dead, Burd was never able to officially claim that he beat the pants off of Bobby Fischer in 1974...but now that he's dead too, Burd can claim his victory!!!

Ps...The Perfect Cheer TOTALLY helped him win!
"Well you want a victory? Well that makes you a wisher- cause on thing is for sure you ain't no Bobby Fischer! Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I don't know! I don't know! Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I don't know! I don't know! Go ask your momma and make sure you listen, cause one thing is for sure Bobby Fischer's missin'! Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I don't know! I don't know! Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I don't know! I don't know! He's Gone!"

Burd Takes Flight...

Today our little Burd hung out with his pals Bret and Jemaine....

Though Burd still maintains that HE'S the Boom King!

Analog Burd...

Here we find our (dead) hero at a real life Hollywood Premiere! He's hanging with his new friend, TurtleDove...it's totally her movie too! Burd totally has famous friends! I keep telling you!

Schnookums and Meat better think twice before sitting in front of Zuzu...those claws are sharp and she's not afraid to use them!

Foamz...

Burd just got back from spending New Year's Eve in Ibiza! (Don't tell him that was so 1998)
Zuzu and their new friend, Alistair, were too worried about the diseases carried in the foam to have fun...Lighten up guys! Burdz not worried!