Ink'd...

Burd finally got a tattoo from his favorite artist, Kim Saigh!

Lucky Burd! It didn't even hurt, did it! But wait a sec! You're dead! Of course it didn't hurt! You're next Zuzu!

OMG....

Betch Slap her, Burd!

Burd Hero....

Today we find that our little Burd is not just our dead hero, but a DEAD GUITAR HERO!!!
Is that "Through the Fire and the Flames" on Medium??

Zuzu is not impressed...she'd like to see Burd rock a real ax! And is that Chester peeking in the window? He WISHES he had mad GH skills like Burd!

Whaddya Mean, No More Manger?

Burd thought he found the perfect Holiday job! He makes the cutest Baby Jesus! And this particular Nativity scene is SO CLASSY!

That is, until they found out there isn't going to be anymore Manger Nativity Scenes! WTF? Zuzu doesn't understand how they can just change it up like that! Goose is not handling the news well, as usual...

Burdz Excellent Adventure...

Told you something strange was afoot at the Circle K!!!

Watch out for Napoleon! He's a sneaky Ziggy Piggy!

Don't Tase Me Bro!...

Where our dead hero learns the price of "Freedom of Speech"...

And for the record, it hurts! Even IF you're dead! Poor Burd!

Hackey Sak, anyone?...

After visiting the Gnomes, Burd met up with his friends Forest Moonbeam, Dragon Tear and Father Sun Shadow at Stonehenge for the Winter Solstice...

Be careful Burd! Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!

When in Gnome....

This weekend, Burd was totally going native with the local Gnomes...

Those Gnomes look cute and innocent, but they're total mushroom pushers! And we aren't talking the kind you put on pizza....well, not the kind Papa John's uses anyway....

Burd Soup for the Soul....

Ugh! Burdz Frienemy-Chester the Chicken-TOTALLY sold him out to Rita the Bitch Chef!

Burd said he wanted some chicken soup, not to BE IN some chicken soup! Damn that Chester! Damn that Rita!
Hop outta the pan and RUN BURD!

Burd in a Box...

Burd celebrates finding the Perfect Gift with a couple of friends...

Hell of America...

Today Burd tried to wrap up his Xmas shopping at the Mall of America...What the hell was he thinking?

Run away from the Mall and the nasty Santas, Burd! Keep looking for that perfect gift somewhere else!

Midnight Munchies...

Burd and Zuzu decided to drop by Canter's Deli on Fairfax in LA....Says Burd: "Excuse me, miss....Is this plate clean? And more pickles for the cat!"

And look! It's Rodney on the 'roq! You really DO see stars everywhere in Tinseltown!

Burd-Theist...

Burd was shocked-SHOCKED-when upon arriving for his weekly meeting at the Station, he discovered that some radicals left his favorite book, The Golden Compass, burning on the stoop!

He and his fellow atheist friends - George Carlin; author of said book, Philip Pullman and Tomas Jefferson- totally put out the fire and went to the nearby Cineplex to see the movie....reading takes too long anyway...(though Tom J not technically an atheist...he did stand for Freedom of Speech - oh, and Separation of Church and State...so he's totally in the club)

Burd Berry...

In the world today, no war is more hotly debated-more controversial- more loathed, than the FROYO WARS of LOS ANGELES...

In the end, Burd and Zuzu went with FakeBerry...

Gossip Burd...

Burdz in the Big Apple again...

Burd gets to hang out with Blair and Serena and those hot pieces Nate and Chuck! It's good to be young, rich and bitchy!

Burdcakes...

mmmm....Burdz got one thing on his mind today! No, not THAT! Sheesh...get your minds out of the gutter!

Hurry Burd! Looks like there's no line! Hope you brought your wallet! Those suckers are damn good, but pricey!

The Burdinator...

Burd was most impressed with his state's capitol!

However, he was saddened that when compared to the Governator, the closest his abs would get to a six pack is when he carries his Pabst around! Poor Burd...pop open a cold one and fuggedda bout it!

Hellz Burd...

"Don't be such a Fucking DONKEY! I said TWO ree-so-toe, ONE WELLINGTON! Where are your BOLLOCKS?"

Burd knows, like we all do, that even getting berated and belittled by Chef Gordon Ramsay is a sexy sexy turn on!
Did someone say Donkey???

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel....

Burd is so excited for Hanukkah! He invited all his friends over to play the dreidel game!

But dang, Goose! You need to calm down! There's plenty of Gelt to go around! You keep this up and Menorah Man's gonna leave! He's totally got his eye on you!

Who Wants Ice Cream?

Oh noes!!! Guess what Burd and Zuzu watched on YouTube today??? Bad Idea!

They're submitting their reaction video tomorrow....now somebody pass the bleach...time to rinse out your dead little eyeballs, Burd!

Fickle Wall Street...

Today Burd learned a harsh lesson....Money. It comes and goes...but cheap products mass produced overseas using child labor and sold by underpaid employees in America is here to stay...


(Thanks Erik Bob)