Ink'd...

Burd finally got a tattoo from his favorite artist, Kim Saigh!

Lucky Burd! It didn't even hurt, did it! But wait a sec! You're dead! Of course it didn't hurt! You're next Zuzu!

OMG....

Betch Slap her, Burd!

Burd Hero....

Today we find that our little Burd is not just our dead hero, but a DEAD GUITAR HERO!!!
Is that "Through the Fire and the Flames" on Medium??

Zuzu is not impressed...she'd like to see Burd rock a real ax! And is that Chester peeking in the window? He WISHES he had mad GH skills like Burd!

Whaddya Mean, No More Manger?

Burd thought he found the perfect Holiday job! He makes the cutest Baby Jesus! And this particular Nativity scene is SO CLASSY!

That is, until they found out there isn't going to be anymore Manger Nativity Scenes! WTF? Zuzu doesn't understand how they can just change it up like that! Goose is not handling the news well, as usual...

Burdz Excellent Adventure...

Told you something strange was afoot at the Circle K!!!

Watch out for Napoleon! He's a sneaky Ziggy Piggy!

Don't Tase Me Bro!...

Where our dead hero learns the price of "Freedom of Speech"...

And for the record, it hurts! Even IF you're dead! Poor Burd!

Hackey Sak, anyone?...

After visiting the Gnomes, Burd met up with his friends Forest Moonbeam, Dragon Tear and Father Sun Shadow at Stonehenge for the Winter Solstice...

Be careful Burd! Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!

When in Gnome....

This weekend, Burd was totally going native with the local Gnomes...

Those Gnomes look cute and innocent, but they're total mushroom pushers! And we aren't talking the kind you put on pizza....well, not the kind Papa John's uses anyway....

Burd Soup for the Soul....

Ugh! Burdz Frienemy-Chester the Chicken-TOTALLY sold him out to Rita the Bitch Chef!

Burd said he wanted some chicken soup, not to BE IN some chicken soup! Damn that Chester! Damn that Rita!
Hop outta the pan and RUN BURD!

Burd in a Box...

Burd celebrates finding the Perfect Gift with a couple of friends...

Hell of America...

Today Burd tried to wrap up his Xmas shopping at the Mall of America...What the hell was he thinking?

Run away from the Mall and the nasty Santas, Burd! Keep looking for that perfect gift somewhere else!

Midnight Munchies...

Burd and Zuzu decided to drop by Canter's Deli on Fairfax in LA....Says Burd: "Excuse me, miss....Is this plate clean? And more pickles for the cat!"

And look! It's Rodney on the 'roq! You really DO see stars everywhere in Tinseltown!

Burd-Theist...

Burd was shocked-SHOCKED-when upon arriving for his weekly meeting at the Station, he discovered that some radicals left his favorite book, The Golden Compass, burning on the stoop!

He and his fellow atheist friends - George Carlin; author of said book, Philip Pullman and Tomas Jefferson- totally put out the fire and went to the nearby Cineplex to see the movie....reading takes too long anyway...(though Tom J not technically an atheist...he did stand for Freedom of Speech - oh, and Separation of Church and State...so he's totally in the club)

Burd Berry...

In the world today, no war is more hotly debated-more controversial- more loathed, than the FROYO WARS of LOS ANGELES...

In the end, Burd and Zuzu went with FakeBerry...

Gossip Burd...

Burdz in the Big Apple again...

Burd gets to hang out with Blair and Serena and those hot pieces Nate and Chuck! It's good to be young, rich and bitchy!

Burdcakes...

mmmm....Burdz got one thing on his mind today! No, not THAT! Sheesh...get your minds out of the gutter!

Hurry Burd! Looks like there's no line! Hope you brought your wallet! Those suckers are damn good, but pricey!

The Burdinator...

Burd was most impressed with his state's capitol!

However, he was saddened that when compared to the Governator, the closest his abs would get to a six pack is when he carries his Pabst around! Poor Burd...pop open a cold one and fuggedda bout it!

Hellz Burd...

"Don't be such a Fucking DONKEY! I said TWO ree-so-toe, ONE WELLINGTON! Where are your BOLLOCKS?"

Burd knows, like we all do, that even getting berated and belittled by Chef Gordon Ramsay is a sexy sexy turn on!
Did someone say Donkey???

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel....

Burd is so excited for Hanukkah! He invited all his friends over to play the dreidel game!

But dang, Goose! You need to calm down! There's plenty of Gelt to go around! You keep this up and Menorah Man's gonna leave! He's totally got his eye on you!

Who Wants Ice Cream?

Oh noes!!! Guess what Burd and Zuzu watched on YouTube today??? Bad Idea!

They're submitting their reaction video tomorrow....now somebody pass the bleach...time to rinse out your dead little eyeballs, Burd!

Fickle Wall Street...

Today Burd learned a harsh lesson....Money. It comes and goes...but cheap products mass produced overseas using child labor and sold by underpaid employees in America is here to stay...


(Thanks Erik Bob)

Burdz in Brooklyn...

Whadda you lookin' at? Burd's hangin' on the stoop of his Brooklyn pad today with Franklin Frankel-the MIA Parrot, Paulie the Sailor Burd and his Favorite Blogger of All Time.... Upper Beast Side...(aka Michelle Collins).

Nobody messes with Burd and his gang...they're hardcore!
(and seriously, check out Upper Beast Side and Franklin here - http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/11/29/in-odder-news-hey-im-squawkin-ovah-here/
Dooo eet!)

Aluminum Desk Condom...

When Burd got into work yesterday, he found out his computer developed a virus!!! Oh noes! He decided he better protect his office and himself! A lots happened since you died, Burd! You don't need to cover your office in aluminum foil anymore! Yea!

Oh, Mr. Pop Up Ad? Burd thanks you, but he doesn't need any Penis Enlargement stuff....uh, thanks though!

Migrainz....

Turn off the lights!! Poor Dead Burd! He's laid up today with a migraine!

Good thing ZuZu's there to keep him supplied with Excedrin Migraine! Be careful you don't OD on that stuff, Burd! Although, what's the worse that could happen???

Surreal Burd...

Burd had the craziest holiday weekend! Here's a snapshot of him just chillin' with his friend Salvador...

That wacky guy! Zuzu jumped in on the action too! (Literally)

Gobble Gobble...

What...you didn't think they'd eat Turkey, did you?!? Gross! That'd be like cannibalism!

Burd is thankful for his great freinds...Zuzu (of course), Mr. Gobbles, Mr. Gizzards, and Miss Giblets! Oh, and as he bows his head in prayer, he thanks the gods for the other other white meat....cabbage patch kid! (relax - it's organic...and free range, too!)

Downward Burd...

Burd loves nothing more then Zenning out in Yoga class! Hey, just because you're dead, doesn't mean you should neglect your Chi (or your figure for that matter!)....

Namaste, Burd...Namaste!

Burd-Listed...

Here's our hero slaving away for "The Man"... He's such a hard worker!

Watch out Burd! I think I hear the boss coming! Better hide that gossip website!

I See Dead Peeps...

Here's our hero on a T.A.P.S. investigation! Burd decided if you can't beat em, ghost hunt em!

Check your EMF detector, Burd! There are Orbs everywhere!!! AAAGHH! Scary Ghosts!

Wizard Shenanigans....

So seeing as how the Wizard of Oz was no help, Burd decided to see if Hogwart's Headmaster could help...

Don't get excited, Burd! I have a feeling even Dumbledore can't bring you back to life! (And don't even bother asking that dude behind him...That's just Dumbledore's boyfriend! He's not even a real Wizzard-he just likes dressing up!)

Some Wizard!

Great...So even though the Tin Man gets a heart, the stupid Lion some courage, a brain for the empty headed Scarecrow....

The Wizard told Burd that there's no way he can bring him back to life....SHUT-Ever! Burdz gonna go find another Wizard...But he's keeping the Ruby Slippers...

D.U.D. ...

Oh Burd....

Our little Burd has become the latest Celebutard to fall prey to a DU-...this time it's a D.U.D.- Driving Under Deadness...Silly Burd! You're famous now! You can totally afford a driver!

Foxy Lady...

Even though she's a TOTAL Fox, Burd had a sinking suspicion that getting married was a bad, bad idea...

Even if Elvis DID perform the ceremony...

It's Burd, BITCH!

Where our hero makes a comeback....

We'd like to blame his lame ass dance moves and lack of energy on the fact that he's dead, but we really just think he's lazy and had one too many Frappuccinos ....we're just sayin'....

The Eternal Struggle...

Today Captain Burd must defend his ship from marauding Ninjas.....

You can try Ninjas, but we all know Pirates are far superior!

Tastes a little "gamey"...

Did you know Burd was so athletic? He's been playing with the LA Kings for AGES! He's thisclose to the Great One, too! Total BFF's!

Anyhoo, here's Burd...smoking the Ducks tonight in Anaheim! Heh heh...smoked Duck...YUM!
Watch out for that Zamboni, Burd!

The Happiest Burd on Earth...

Yea!!! Burd and his friends played hookey today and went to Disneyland!!!

Uh oh! Be careful Zuzu! You don't want to end up dead like Burd! And Goose... Permanecer sentados por favor!!!!

That Lovin' Feelin'...

A cocky and arrogant pilot, Burd always has his wingman's back....

Here we see him and Goose discussing the time they were in a 4g inverted dive with a MiG28...
Happy Veteran's Day!

Free Tibet...

Our hero journeys far and wide in the hopes of promoting peace in the world...Today we find him with a Legend.....

Hey, Burd! I didn't know you were a Monk! Fabulous!

An Ounce of Prevention...

Burd went in for his Avian Flu Shot today! Good Burd! And don't worry about the needle, silly! You won't feel a thing! Especially since you're dead!

Though lacking a bedside manner, Burd's doctor has excellent taste in nursing staff...

The Spins...

Here's our Burd...back from a night on the town! Poor Burdz head is spinning though...Too much champagne, Burd!?!?

And who's this?!? Why, our Burd has made a friend! This is his cat friend, Zuzu, who's not dead by the way...And Burd doesn't have to worry about Zuzu eating him alive, because he's already dead! Though she could eat him dead, but Zuzu's a vegetarian...

Wingman...

Today finds our (dead-yes, but sexy) hero with his new wingman, Mystery! These douchebags will romance their way into their "target's" heart by "escalating Kino" and knowing when to "bounce"...

I think it's time you go Solo, Burd....

Burdz Defying Gravity...

Our little Burd has made his Broadway debut!

"So if you care to find me...Look to the western sky...." Bravo Burd, Bravo!

Air Grylls...

Today we find our (dead) hero with another hero!

Burd got to have a "sky picnic" with our favorite adventurer/hottie, Bear Grylls! Damn!
Lucky Burd!

Fire Dance With Me...

Today we find Burd at his favorite festival....

Burd's a total Burner! He's been practicing his fire dancing for months! Be careful Burd! Fire's dangerous! You don't want to get hurt or killed, do you??? Oh wait.....

Jazz Burd...

Ever a fan of the Golden Age of Jazz, we find our hero whistling a little ditty...

Hello my honey, hello my darling...hello my ragtime gaaaal!

Due South...

It's true...even the Dead ones fly South for the winter!

Silly Burd! Hope you have sunscreen!

Gay Par-ee...

So here we find our (dead) hero in Paris...watch out for those Mimes, Burd!

Disco Dust Burd...

It's kinda like "Where's Waldo"...but with a dead bird....