BurdCrushing...

Not only did Burd compete in the 100m deadButterfly AND get Silver...

He got to snuggle up to this hottie!
Beijing '08 Bitches!

June 17th, Baby!

Whew...It's been a while...but Burdz been BUSY! He finally became a wedding planner! And just in time too! His BFF Ellen totally hired him to plan her wedding to her girlfriend!

Burdz totally the best gay wedding planner ever! (I mean, he plans gay weddings...he's not gay...)

Spring Fling...

Burd got asked to the Spring Fling Dance...this chick named Andy asked him out! He was like totally stoked! All his friends were there to see him get crowned Spring Fling King...(though he thinks they cheaped out on the crown...whatever)

Oh...Zuzu went with her friend Duckie and got Spring Fling Queen! Sweet!

St. Burdz Day!

Bring on the Green Beer! (Though it's Green O'Douls for Zuzu!)

Those two better watch out! That creepy Leprechaun is freaking me out!
SLAINTE!

Bring on the Bodice Ripper!

Ahhhhh! Now that Burdz back from the Amazon, there's nothing he likes better than catching up on all the trashy romance novels he missed out on!

He loves how Zuzu and Kurt (the kangaroo) can just chillax while he reads! Watch out for sparks Kurt!

Save the ReRe Tigers!

He's Back Betches! ....
Our hero's been deep in the Jungle, fighting with the White Tigers...(aka The ReRe Tigers)....
He enlisted this dude named Rambo (?) and his pal Gordon the Gopher to help them win the fight!

Seriously guys...help the White Tigers!
For more info, check out: http://tippedearclan.wordpress.com/2007/01/10/meet-the-real-captive-bred-white-tiger/

Burd Warz...

Did you hear a satellite had to be shot out of the sky the other day, before hurtling into the Earth causing mayhem and destruction of Armageddon Proportions???

Well, Burd and Zuzu heard about it and formed a Galactic Alliance with this yahoo....together, the 3 of them saved the Earth...(or at least saved the gov't the embarrassment of having one of our satellites fall into the "wrong hands")

Oh Noes, Noes, Noes....

Burd got a gig at the E! channel doing red carpet interviews at the Grammys!

Even though she cleaned house that night, Burd was thinking that she didn't have to LOOK like she was actually cleaning houses....he's just sayin.....

Don't look at Burd!

While he's genuinely elated, Burd is not responsible for the position Zuzu finds herself in!

We suspect Goose is the babydaddy!
Zuzu said, "Burd don't preach! I'm keeping my baby!"

Democratz...

So yesterday was Super Mega Tuesday, and this little California Democrat made it to his polling place...only thing was he was so confused!

He loves them both! I guess we'll never know who our hero voted for...the main thing is that he voted Democrat!!! Smart Burd!!! (and I didn't know dead things could still vote! Sweet!)

Burdz 5150...

What people don't give Burd credit for, is that he's the ultimate trend setter! He was locked up in his padded cell ages ago! Now everyone in Hollywood is doing it! Whatever!

I guess imitation IS the sincerest form of flattery!

The New Chosen One...

Did you hear!?!? Brad and Angelina totally adopted again! And it's a BURD!!!

Burdz so happy to have his new family! The coolest parents and so many brothers and sisters! His official new name is Burd Burdley Jolie Pitt.... What a lucky Burd!!!!

Hollyweird...

A Burdz gotta make a living, you know? Even if he IS dead!

Burd and his "crew" are hard at work on Hollywood Blvd. Not doing THAT...sheesh! Dirty Minds! Better hurry up guys, it's getting pretty stormy out there!

More Chips Plzkthx...

Burd had a date with one of his new Myspace friends....And while totally HAWT, Burd has to wonder what that strange garment in her chesticle area is....Whatever, another margarita PLZ!

Oh, Foxy and Zuzu are TOTALLY JEALOUS! Burd, you're SUCH a player!

High Bidding Burd...

Burd has a secret addiction....It's no laughing matter....He's addicted to Ebay....He can't help it! He HAS to be the high bidder! Today he was bidding on an awesome antique beer stein and the auction was ending right when he was getting his hair did!!! OH NO! He had to bid using his iPhone! He totally lost that stein....poor Burd....better check "Items I'm Watching" and see what's next...

Oh, and to top it off...that barber totally nicked him and now he has a bald spot! Great, Burd...Great.

Let's Go Outback Tonite...

Burdz hanging with some Thunder from Down Under today! His pal Kurt, the kangaroo, loves vibing to the tribal rhythms of Burdz didgeridoo-ing...

Watch out for that Dingo, Zuzu!!! I heard he ate someones baby!!

Willem Dafoe, is that you...?

Burd was just wrapping up his American Idol Audition (he totally nailed it), when this chick ran on stage!

If Burd could legally moon ya, he WOULD!

I Can Has Dream?...

Today finds our little hero marching along with one of HIS heroes....

Yes Burd, you too can has dream!

The Perfect Move...

Because he was dead, Burd was never able to officially claim that he beat the pants off of Bobby Fischer in 1974...but now that he's dead too, Burd can claim his victory!!!

Ps...The Perfect Cheer TOTALLY helped him win!
"Well you want a victory? Well that makes you a wisher- cause on thing is for sure you ain't no Bobby Fischer! Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I don't know! I don't know! Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I don't know! I don't know! Go ask your momma and make sure you listen, cause one thing is for sure Bobby Fischer's missin'! Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I don't know! I don't know! Bobby Fischer! Where is he? I don't know! I don't know! He's Gone!"

Burd Takes Flight...

Today our little Burd hung out with his pals Bret and Jemaine....

Though Burd still maintains that HE'S the Boom King!

Analog Burd...

Here we find our (dead) hero at a real life Hollywood Premiere! He's hanging with his new friend, TurtleDove...it's totally her movie too! Burd totally has famous friends! I keep telling you!

Schnookums and Meat better think twice before sitting in front of Zuzu...those claws are sharp and she's not afraid to use them!

Foamz...

Burd just got back from spending New Year's Eve in Ibiza! (Don't tell him that was so 1998)
Zuzu and their new friend, Alistair, were too worried about the diseases carried in the foam to have fun...Lighten up guys! Burdz not worried!

Ink'd...

Burd finally got a tattoo from his favorite artist, Kim Saigh!

Lucky Burd! It didn't even hurt, did it! But wait a sec! You're dead! Of course it didn't hurt! You're next Zuzu!

OMG....

Betch Slap her, Burd!

Burd Hero....

Today we find that our little Burd is not just our dead hero, but a DEAD GUITAR HERO!!!
Is that "Through the Fire and the Flames" on Medium??

Zuzu is not impressed...she'd like to see Burd rock a real ax! And is that Chester peeking in the window? He WISHES he had mad GH skills like Burd!

Whaddya Mean, No More Manger?

Burd thought he found the perfect Holiday job! He makes the cutest Baby Jesus! And this particular Nativity scene is SO CLASSY!

That is, until they found out there isn't going to be anymore Manger Nativity Scenes! WTF? Zuzu doesn't understand how they can just change it up like that! Goose is not handling the news well, as usual...

Burdz Excellent Adventure...

Told you something strange was afoot at the Circle K!!!

Watch out for Napoleon! He's a sneaky Ziggy Piggy!

Don't Tase Me Bro!...

Where our dead hero learns the price of "Freedom of Speech"...

And for the record, it hurts! Even IF you're dead! Poor Burd!

Hackey Sak, anyone?...

After visiting the Gnomes, Burd met up with his friends Forest Moonbeam, Dragon Tear and Father Sun Shadow at Stonehenge for the Winter Solstice...

Be careful Burd! Strange things are afoot at the Circle K!

When in Gnome....

This weekend, Burd was totally going native with the local Gnomes...

Those Gnomes look cute and innocent, but they're total mushroom pushers! And we aren't talking the kind you put on pizza....well, not the kind Papa John's uses anyway....

Burd Soup for the Soul....

Ugh! Burdz Frienemy-Chester the Chicken-TOTALLY sold him out to Rita the Bitch Chef!

Burd said he wanted some chicken soup, not to BE IN some chicken soup! Damn that Chester! Damn that Rita!
Hop outta the pan and RUN BURD!

Burd in a Box...

Burd celebrates finding the Perfect Gift with a couple of friends...

Hell of America...

Today Burd tried to wrap up his Xmas shopping at the Mall of America...What the hell was he thinking?

Run away from the Mall and the nasty Santas, Burd! Keep looking for that perfect gift somewhere else!

Midnight Munchies...

Burd and Zuzu decided to drop by Canter's Deli on Fairfax in LA....Says Burd: "Excuse me, miss....Is this plate clean? And more pickles for the cat!"

And look! It's Rodney on the 'roq! You really DO see stars everywhere in Tinseltown!

Burd-Theist...

Burd was shocked-SHOCKED-when upon arriving for his weekly meeting at the Station, he discovered that some radicals left his favorite book, The Golden Compass, burning on the stoop!

He and his fellow atheist friends - George Carlin; author of said book, Philip Pullman and Tomas Jefferson- totally put out the fire and went to the nearby Cineplex to see the movie....reading takes too long anyway...(though Tom J not technically an atheist...he did stand for Freedom of Speech - oh, and Separation of Church and State...so he's totally in the club)

Burd Berry...

In the world today, no war is more hotly debated-more controversial- more loathed, than the FROYO WARS of LOS ANGELES...

In the end, Burd and Zuzu went with FakeBerry...

Gossip Burd...

Burdz in the Big Apple again...

Burd gets to hang out with Blair and Serena and those hot pieces Nate and Chuck! It's good to be young, rich and bitchy!

Burdcakes...

mmmm....Burdz got one thing on his mind today! No, not THAT! Sheesh...get your minds out of the gutter!

Hurry Burd! Looks like there's no line! Hope you brought your wallet! Those suckers are damn good, but pricey!

The Burdinator...

Burd was most impressed with his state's capitol!

However, he was saddened that when compared to the Governator, the closest his abs would get to a six pack is when he carries his Pabst around! Poor Burd...pop open a cold one and fuggedda bout it!

Hellz Burd...

"Don't be such a Fucking DONKEY! I said TWO ree-so-toe, ONE WELLINGTON! Where are your BOLLOCKS?"

Burd knows, like we all do, that even getting berated and belittled by Chef Gordon Ramsay is a sexy sexy turn on!
Did someone say Donkey???

Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel....

Burd is so excited for Hanukkah! He invited all his friends over to play the dreidel game!

But dang, Goose! You need to calm down! There's plenty of Gelt to go around! You keep this up and Menorah Man's gonna leave! He's totally got his eye on you!

Who Wants Ice Cream?

Oh noes!!! Guess what Burd and Zuzu watched on YouTube today??? Bad Idea!

They're submitting their reaction video tomorrow....now somebody pass the bleach...time to rinse out your dead little eyeballs, Burd!

Fickle Wall Street...

Today Burd learned a harsh lesson....Money. It comes and goes...but cheap products mass produced overseas using child labor and sold by underpaid employees in America is here to stay...


(Thanks Erik Bob)

Burdz in Brooklyn...

Whadda you lookin' at? Burd's hangin' on the stoop of his Brooklyn pad today with Franklin Frankel-the MIA Parrot, Paulie the Sailor Burd and his Favorite Blogger of All Time.... Upper Beast Side...(aka Michelle Collins).

Nobody messes with Burd and his gang...they're hardcore!
(and seriously, check out Upper Beast Side and Franklin here - http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/11/29/in-odder-news-hey-im-squawkin-ovah-here/
Dooo eet!)

Aluminum Desk Condom...

When Burd got into work yesterday, he found out his computer developed a virus!!! Oh noes! He decided he better protect his office and himself! A lots happened since you died, Burd! You don't need to cover your office in aluminum foil anymore! Yea!

Oh, Mr. Pop Up Ad? Burd thanks you, but he doesn't need any Penis Enlargement stuff....uh, thanks though!

Migrainz....

Turn off the lights!! Poor Dead Burd! He's laid up today with a migraine!

Good thing ZuZu's there to keep him supplied with Excedrin Migraine! Be careful you don't OD on that stuff, Burd! Although, what's the worse that could happen???

Surreal Burd...

Burd had the craziest holiday weekend! Here's a snapshot of him just chillin' with his friend Salvador...

That wacky guy! Zuzu jumped in on the action too! (Literally)

Gobble Gobble...

What...you didn't think they'd eat Turkey, did you?!? Gross! That'd be like cannibalism!

Burd is thankful for his great freinds...Zuzu (of course), Mr. Gobbles, Mr. Gizzards, and Miss Giblets! Oh, and as he bows his head in prayer, he thanks the gods for the other other white meat....cabbage patch kid! (relax - it's organic...and free range, too!)

Downward Burd...

Burd loves nothing more then Zenning out in Yoga class! Hey, just because you're dead, doesn't mean you should neglect your Chi (or your figure for that matter!)....

Namaste, Burd...Namaste!